Hey guys, does anyone NOT have a place to live next year at UCF? And wants to live in a house? And pay $500 per month?

Wtf. Burn After Reading is going to be the best movie ever.

I'm in Sarasota! It's kind of awful here! We drove down this road lined with shitty motels and we stopped at a cheap one to look at the room. It was dimly lit, everything was broken and they hadn't cleaned it since the last people who had stayed in it who, mind you, must have thrown a crazy rock star party. There were even wet drops of blood on the counter and Bianca accidentally touched it and we died. Needless to say, we did not stay there. The other night we camped on Bahia Honda key and it was so pretty until the no-see-'ems made their debut. Those guys must be so fat now because they feasted upon our blood all night long. I got bit so much that Bianca thinks that either I have adult chicken pocks or some other kind of weird rash. Seriously, gross stuff. On a happier note, the thrifting has been great and I have a secret challenge for Catie, Julia, Felicite and other Katie. It is for now a secret, but I think it will be a fun adventure. If you choose to accept this mission, please leave a comment or wait for an angry phone call.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ota_Benga

Read that. It really sounds so ridiculously sad to be true. But it is. What a terrible life.

Do this now:
http://www.peta2.com/Trollsens/index.asp

Hey guys, I just want to try this and see if anyone wants to play...
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Apparently Jimmy Fallon is going to host Late Night with Conan O'Brien?! Global warming and now this? Thanks a lot, Jesus. Way to be a total dick.

Here's the story:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3i893a6fe1c07f68041bf50672f9efbc66?imw=Y

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What! Brett Michaels, you are FULL of surprises.
**Comment contains mega spoilers!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4HwO3ZUCUw
This is a sneezing kitten.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EgFbemSFec
This is...the single greatest thing that I have ever seen on the internet? Your volume has to be up for this one because he's a purr machine!

Enjoy!

Last night I saw a fight! Well, it was really like three fights going on at once. But it was crazy! I heard someone yell "Bitch, get in the car!" so naturally I turn off the lights and peep out the window. There are two cars full of kids who are coming back from the clubs and they're parked outside and both drivers are taking off their shirts getting ready to throw down and then they're on top of each other! So the boys are fighting and then the girls start fighting and the "Bitch get in the car" guy starts screaming about how he has a gun and is going to kill said bitch. He starts rummaging around in his trunk and pulls something out and starts chasing the girl telling her that he's going to kill her. We called the cops but he got away before the cops showed up so that was kind of sad. Today I was going to my car and one of the cars that the boys were fighting on was covered in dried blood. It was a little scary.
Another weird story...two nights ago I was having a scary dream where this guy was chasing me and I needed to get away. I decide to just like punch him square in the face and run for it and when I woke up my hand was covered in blood. Turns out I punched the wall in my sleep and split my knuckles open. I've never hit anything that hard even when I was awake. I am thoroughly weirded out.

So guysss, let's rock talk. Who do you think is going to win, who's your favorite, does Brett wear a wig made of Barbie hair- I want to hear your opinion. Go!

Today we went canoing on Lake Claire and it was beauuuutiful. It was the perfect amount of wind, cold, alligator and falafel. Now I'm studying for a German test that I forgot about. Ich bin stupid.

Hi guys.
This post is dedicated to everyone who I've kind of been a jerk to/been flaky with/thinks that I'm mad at them because of these reasons. Anyway guys, I'm sorry, I really love all of you. Felicite, Danny, Kristina, Catie- pretty much talking to you guys and I'm sorry, seriously, you guys didn't deserve this and honestly I've just been pretty down lately and I'm going a little crazy.

I don't know why that shook me up. Imagining you with someone else shouldn't make me jealous; we're over, it's done...so why do I feel like cutting my left ear off?

Is anyone going to the casiotone show at backbooth on Monday? I want to go but not alone. Anyone?

I never knew that I could be in love like this.